From the BBC, a tale of woe from Liverpool:
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: “That’s yours.”
Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.
Jesus. I think I prefer my Scousers heisting hubcaps and their goalkeeper’s sports utility vehicles.
Filed under: "the other football", WTF?, bugger bugger bugger, gonadcraft, injuries, legal eagle, the mind boggles
Man that hurts
That’s actually quite impressive. I don’t think I could pull of one of my testicles.
Holy shit that girl must have some sharp ass nails.
Lesson to be learned: if a scouser girl wants to hook up with you at then end of a party, just roll with it and let her have her way with you, even if she is a fatty or a skank.
Either that, or roll with it verbally, then make like you have to go to the bathroom and then get the fuck out of there, sharpish.