I know what you mean though – the notion of men playing squash does suggest a sort of middle-agead, detached, upper-crusty Ivy League skull and bones type whose entire family hasn’t paid attention to college football since grandfather’s raccoon coat was accidentally ignited after he “collapsed” next to the tail pipe of the Duesenberg.

Of course she is the exception. I meant more for men on the squash thing, but I’ll just stop talking now.

Perhaps she can be the exception to the rule.

That final comment was so over the top that I’m amazed it was even made- it’s the kind of thing you would expect to see in the Onion or by snarky bloggers, not by the dude himself.

Perhaps squash is to the US as fox hunting is to Britain: if you do it, you are an out of touch elitist douche by definition.

This is beyond retarded. What’s next, US Senate investigating Auburn’s propensity for the illegal chop-block? They really should get cracking on Reggie Bush, too, if they are so fucking stoopid as to waste time on steroids in baseball and now this ultimate king of all non story stories.

Oh, and stop stop stop stop OMG for the love of all that is good and great please fucking stop using the suffix “gate” on every moderate newsworthy thing that happens in this country.

Tim Ramsey