If you hear a grinding sound…

If you hear a grinding sound tomorrow at about 10 a.m. Eastern, that will be the result of all fans of English football teams other than Chelsea and Manchester United grinding their teeth while clenching their jaw and cheering for Man United. Since I refuse to pay extra to watch footy, I shall be doing… well something anyway. It probably won’t be as aesthetically pleasing, but the fights tend to be shorter and more intensive, and when the players act like big babies it’s because they are both under 5 years old.


2 Responses

  1. Thanks alot ManUtd, you worthless fucks.

    Ditto for Spurs, even more worthless fucks:


  2. Glad I didn’t pay to see that, by all accounts.

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