this will bring a tear to the eye…

From the BBC, a tale of woe from Liverpool:

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: “That’s yours.”

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

Jesus. I think I prefer my Scousers heisting hubcaps and their goalkeeper’s sports utility vehicles.

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3 Responses

  1. Man that hurts πŸ˜‰

  2. That’s actually quite impressive. I don’t think I could pull of one of my testicles.

  3. Holy shit that girl must have some sharp ass nails.

    Lesson to be learned: if a scouser girl wants to hook up with you at then end of a party, just roll with it and let her have her way with you, even if she is a fatty or a skank.

    Either that, or roll with it verbally, then make like you have to go to the bathroom and then get the fuck out of there, sharpish.

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